Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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