thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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