hotel room ftw
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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