the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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