Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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