Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
This girl is more easily done than said...
I puked a lego.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Randomize
