I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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