Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
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