I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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