I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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