question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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