Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
My vagina is officially offended.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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