tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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