yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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