Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Someone shattered a urinal.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
