If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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