I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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