bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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