did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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