The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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