R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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