Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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