is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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