dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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