No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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