god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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