But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
