normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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