I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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