I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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