Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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