Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Randomize
