Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Your shirt... Was in my pants
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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