Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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