Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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