We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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