had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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