dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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