Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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