check it out our google latitudes are spooning
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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