i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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