did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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