I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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