she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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