i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize