just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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