Yo dont text me then not text me
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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