You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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