I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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