I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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