Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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