Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
